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By Michael Ebner

Named one among Kirkus reports top Books of the yr. “The book’s choked with laugh-out-loud traces and discussion. the writer having a Charles Portis-like present for writing” (Kirkus Reviews). resort concierge, Joel Wilson, has lately befriended the foyer pianist, Wade Farley and his course will quickly switch in methods he may perhaps by no means have imagined. either have expertise, ambition and large plans for different careers. yet they‘ll have to visit nice lengths to chop in the course of the pageant. Their scheme to hit the massive time takes them to big apple and kick-starts a perilous video game. Underestimating tune magnate Lance Martin makes it a dangerous one. He’s the explanation one hit wonders vanish from the face of the earth.

Copyright 2009. e-book released 2013.

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138 Do you want me to show you my G-spot? 139 Will you let me guide your hands so you know exactly what I want? 140 Will you guide my hands so I know exactly what you want? | 53 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 54 141 Are there any little tricks you’d like me to know? 142 What is it that you absolutely need sexually? 143 What is something that you’ve always wanted? 144 Do you promise to tell me when you have a new idea for us to try out? 145 What do you like best about our lovemaking? 54 | X 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 146 147 148 4:02 PM Page 55 What is the most sexually mysterious thing about me?

87 Top or bottom? 88 Bedroom or other room? 89 Lights on or off? 90 Public or private? 91 Partially naked or entirely naked? | 37 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 38 92 Oils and lotion or candles and Egyptian cotton sheets? 93 Naughty videos or hot photographs? 94 Shaved or au naturale? 95 Lacy panties/silk boxers or leather? 96 Fast and hard or slow and gentle? 97 Whipped cream and chocolate or fruit and honey? 38 | 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 39 98 Spanking or handcuffs? 99 Standing up or lying down?

97 Whipped cream and chocolate or fruit and honey? 38 | 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 39 98 Spanking or handcuffs? 99 Standing up or lying down? 100 Soft or firm touch? 101 Under the covers or on top? 102 Massage from top to bottom or bottom to top? | 39 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 40 LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! Who do you want to be tonight? Dress me up in whatever costume you desire. Just promise to undress me when the script calls for it. 103 Pirate and wench? 104 Seventeenth-century king and his mistress?

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